Last night, Rivet and I reached the buttsex plateau.
I mean naturally there was some discomfort but it really wasn't too bad. It started getting sorta good toward the end, too. And it was also kind of intense. Which is odd, and yet not. Because...well, it's buttsex. And it's me and Rivet.
So if you thought that was too much information, you should be insanely relieved that I wrote this entry instead of Rivet.
I can only imagine what he would've had to say on the topic.
Just remember kids, if you're gonna strive for the buttsex plateau, apply lube liberally and re-apply often.