(no subject)

lung urine: I just dickslapped my keyboard, just for you.
oOoLellyoOo: that's more disturbing than our puppy/kitty convo
oOoLellyoOo: ;p
lung urine: Well, I'm the only one who actually uses my computer.
oOoLellyoOo: That's good, at least.
oOoLellyoOo: Does your computer weep after you molest it?
oOoLellyoOo: microchip tears?
lung urine: It breaths a sigh of pain.
oOoLellyoOo: ahhh. that makes sense.
lung urine: Agreed.
oOoLellyoOo: now someone just needs to post this...you know, for contrast.
lung urine: Hahahaha.
funny

(no subject)

Have I told you about my penis? My penis is the creator and destroyer. My penis is mother earth and father time. My penis is that which all joy and all pain comes from. My penis is the darkest secret and the one common truth. My penis is your worst fear and your greatest comfort. My penis is judge, jury, and executioner. My penis is the one eternal truth in this life and it's greatest lie. My penis came before the seas and will outlast the sun. My penis is both clarity and confusion. My penis is strength and weakness. My penis is life and death. My penis is the alpha and omega. My penis is not anything. My penis simply is.
  • Current Mood
    hungry hungry
hex

(no subject)

The Dwarves-Let's Fuck

Eyeballs for breakfast
Jack off for lunch
I'd like you better if you had a fuckin cunt
Let's fuck- let's fuck
I'm made of rubber
You're made of glue
I wanna stick my fucking cock inside of you
Let's Fuck
I am the best fuckin fuck in the whole USA
I can fuck you to death, I can fuck you to stay
I am the best fucking fuck in the whole fuckin world
Dog eat dog, boy eat girl
I'm the duke of fuckin earl
Let's fuck
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
Old enough to pee then she's old enough for me
Let's fuck
  • Current Music
    Oi Polloi-Take Back The Land